Since becoming a household of 1 (and a very large cat) I have discovered a few things.
1: The dishes in the sink when you go to work are always waiting for you when you get home.
2: The small pile of socks in front of my recliner wont walk themselves up to the washer.
3: If you leave a shirt in the dryer for more than a couple of days the wrinkles will never come out...just wash it again. And this time hang it up when its done drying, the dryer is not a closet.
4: Hardees, McDonalds, Applebys, Taco Bell, etc.. are not the grocery store.
5: Houseplants, like humans, need water to live.
6: The telephone, and the front door will almost never answer themselves.
7: The trash man comes on Wednesday morning...don't bother calling cause he wont come back on Thursday.
8: Every light on in the house at once doesnt make finding your car keys any easier.
9: If you fall asleep in your favorite chair that is where you will wake up the next day, sore and not rested at all with the TV still on.
10: Being a bachelor kind of sucks sometimes.
Have a great day Bleeps hope your holiday went well.
5 months ago