So there's this song for kids about Little Bunny Fufu. I think he goes a-hopping through the forest and something bops him on the head, or maybe he bops someone on the head. I can't remember because I'm old and usually drunk or high or something is wrong with me or something. Anyway I thought of Little Bunny Fufu the other night and wrote some new lyrics for his song based on something I saw:
Little Bunny Fufu, hopping through the forest,
hears a whistle blowing and runs into the night.
Whistle getting closer, bunny running faster,
sees the train a-coming, gets blinded by the light!
Here comes Little Fufu, scared that he is soon dead,
doesnt see the steel rail and whacks his bunny head!
Running very slow now, cant remember just how,
little bunny Fufu got this big bump on his head!
OK my engineer and I were laughing our asses off when we saw that bunny go running head first into the rail. Oh, he's ok, it accordioned him up for a second causing his bunny ass to meet up with his bunny head, but he scampered off towards the bushes looking very confused and embarassed.(off to rub his head no doubt) So if any of you happen to see a small brown, cross eyed bunny acting goofy and possibly with a slightly misshapen head...please tell him we're sorry and that we weren't going very fast. He had plenty of time to hop over the rail.
From One Mother, to Another
1 year ago
6 comments:
I just blew freakin' coffee out my nose ... all over my computer screen ...
HEEEE'S BAAAAAAck
Little Bunny Fufu is picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head...until the good fairy comes down and tells him to stop.
I like your version better...I too, spit coffee out my nose!
This should be a children's book...I'd totally buy it.
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Hey Buuuuuuds! LOL, It was funny! And now that I know that little Fufu was bullying the field mice he probably deserved to get a concussion. Thanks for coming by!
Aww poor Bunny Fufu! I nearly cried, just because I'm a sap and can't bear anything bad happening to animals, even jokingly, but Danica's comment made me chortle! Lol.
OHMYGOD....this was HILARIOUS!!! I laughed my ass off through the whole thing....
At first, I'm trying to remember: Did little bunny Foofoo whack someone ELSE in the head? Why does Mark care so much about Foofoo, anyway? What the hell is Mark taking, anyway? I wonder if he'll share....
Seriously...I'm gonna be chuckling the whole night. Now EVERY stinkin' time I see a bunny....
Hey! I'm a complete outsider here! Who the hell is LBF and why does everyone know but me? I was even yakking to my bud in Atlanta while reading this and she cracks up and starts singin' the LBF song... Ummm. Did I not get the memo? This is a secret club, isn't it?
FUNNY post! And coffee-out-the-nose comments? Perfection!
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